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Sunny
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The ‘Will be ready in 5 mins’ of a woman is the
17 months ago
by Sunny
in Short SMS Jokes
The ‘Will be ready in 5 mins” of a woman is the
same as the “Will call you back in 5 mins” of a man.
Don’t hide yourself in regret and shame
07 months ago
by Sunny
in Motivational Quotes SMS
Don’t hide yourself in regret and shame. Rise above your mistakes and faults.
N.W.F.P ka matlab
07 months ago
by Sunny
in Pathan SMS
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan: “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN” 
Pathan ki shadi
07 months ago
Pathan ne apne bhai se kaha:
Tum hamari shadi me kia khaas kaam karega?
Bhai: Hawai firing to sabhi karte hain, Ham khud kash DHAMAKA karega 
Achai aur burayi
07 months ago
by Sunny
in Wisdom SMS
Burayi ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar se neeche utarna,
Ek kadam uthao to baqi uthte chalay jate hain…
Aur achai ki misaal aisi hai jaise pahaar per charhna,
Her kadam mushkil hota hai per manzil hamesha OONCHI hoti hai…
Pakistani hona kitna mushkil hai
07 months ago
Pakistani hona bhi kitna mushkil hai,
1. Ghar me Sindhi bolo
2. School me Urdu bolo
3. Parcha English me do
4. Aur ab 2013 se class 6 se Chinese language bhi compulsory hojaegi
5. Agar mar jao to hisab kitab Arabic me hoga.
Pyar mein milna zaruri nahi…
07 months ago
Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi…
