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Petrol Prices in India

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Petrol Prices….. Pakistan Rs. 26 …….. Bangladesh Rs. 22 ……… Cuba Rs. 19………. Nepal Rs. 34 ……. Burma Rs. 30 ……… Afghanistan Rs. 36 ……… INDIA Rs. 71.00 ; How it comes to this -> BASIC COST PER 1 LITER 16.50 + Center tax 11.80…% + Excise duty 9.75% + Vat cess 4% + State tax 8 % = Total Rs. 50.05 + Now extra 23.35 Rs, PER 1 LITER . What a Great job by the Govt. of India .Pass this message to ALL INDIANS Plz post it on ur wall… let all Indians know about this…



funny sms jokes – salary badhaoo

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Employee;
Boss,
Meri Shaadi Ho
Gayi
Meri Salary
Badha”Deejiye,

Boss;
Factory”Ke
Baahar Hone
Wale
Haadso Ke Liye
Company
Zimmeddar Nahin
Hoti..”..



funny sms jokes

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Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi ha



Woman is like blue tooth

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Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device
Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time



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