Girl Friend SMS
Boy on a date in his BMW car
0Boy on a date in his BMW car. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai..
gf : kya?
b: i m alrdy mrried!
gf: tumne toh dara hi diya tha main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai
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Girl demanded 4 ice-cream
0Girl demanded 4 ice-cream.
Boy purchsed it.
Girl: thnk u.
Boy: sirf thnk u..?
Girl:U want kiss na?
Boy: Are romance ki bhuki ladki.. Aadhi icecream de pehle!
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girl’s vs men’s language
0girls language
/> yes=no
/> no=yes
/> maybe=no
/> we need-i want
/> am sorry=its ur fault
/> we need to talk=u r in trouble
/> sure,u go ahead=u better not!!
/> do what u want=u’ll pay 4this
am not upset=am upset
whatever=screw u
*Men’s language
/> m hungry=m hungry
/> m sleepy=m sleepy
/> m tired=m tired
/> nice dress=nice cleavage
/> i love u=lets have sex
/> am bored=wanna have sex
/> dance=sex
/> come here=sex
/> dinner=sex
/> do u love me=lets have sex
/> prove me ur love 4me=by sex
/> screw u=he will..!!
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