Hindi Sms Jokes

Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi

8 months ago

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Funny Cricket SMS Jokes

8 months ago

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Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

SMS Jokes for Friends in Hindi

10 months ago

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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Hindi SMS Jokes- Dosti ek duniya hai!

10 months ago

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दोस्ती दुनिया की वो ख़ुशी है,
जिसकी ज़रूरत हर किसी को हुई है,
गुजार के देखो कभी अकेले ज़िन्दगी,
फिर खुद जान जाओगे के दोस्ती के बिना ज़िन्दगी भी अधूरी है.
कीसी का दिल तोड़ना हमारी आदत नहीं
कीसी का दिल दुखाना हमारी फितरत में नहीं
भरोसा रखना हम पर तुम
दोस्त कह कर कीसी को यूँ ,हम बदलते नहीं
हर ख़ुशी दिल के करीब नहीं होती,
ज़िन्दगी गमो से दूर नहीं होती,
ये दोस्त मेरी दोस्ती को संभल कर रक,
सच्ची दोस्ती हर किसी को नसीब नहीं होती.
तेरी दोस्ती हम इस तरह निभाएंगे तुम रोज़ खफा होना
हम रोज़ मनायेंगे पर मान जाना मनाने से
वरना यह भीगी पलकें ले के कहा जायेंगे.
इतना प्यार पाया है आप से..
उस से ज्यादा पाने को जी चाहता है.
नजाने वो कौन सी खूबी है आप में.
की आप से दोस्ती निभाने को जी चाहता

Funny Sms in Hindi

10 months ago

by Sunny in Hindi Sms Jokes, Rippu

CHOOTA BACHHA
1chota bacha road par potti kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola, O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo.
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HATHI & CHITI
Hathi or chiti ki shadi hui 2sre din hathi margaya. Chiti-wah re mohabat 1 din ka pyar diya or sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam diya..
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BEROJGAR
Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe hai.,. Hajaro mr gaye lakho taiyar baithe hai…. Barbaad hote h sale ladkiyo k piche or kehte hai hm berojgar baithe hai.,.
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GIRLS…

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Latest Hindi SMS Jokes

11 months ago

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Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Very Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

11 months ago

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Funny Hindi Sms 140 Charactor for Friends, GirlFriend, Wife, Husband

11 months ago

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Rat hogi to chand duhai dega,

khwabo me wo chahera dikhai dega,

ye pyar zara sambhal k karna dost,

ek bund b giri to 9 month bad sunai dega

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Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke

Rs:25000/= diye…..

Dulhan ne itne sare paise dekh k Ghabrake pucha.

Kitne log he.?

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Dad watching FTV, son came.

Dad diplomaticaly said: Garib ladkiyan hain, kapde ke liye bhi paise nahi hain!

Son: Isse bhi garib chahiye to CD hai mere pas..

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..

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Hind Sms Joke-Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho

11 months ago

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Kyo har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho

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क्यो हर बार मौसम की तरह बदल जाते हो,
हर बार हमारा दिल दुखाते हो,
यह बात सुन कर हमारी रूह तक कांप गये,

ए दोस्त तुम मस्जिदों से चप्पल ओर लोटे चुराते हो
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आँसू तेरे निकले तो…

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Santa Aur Usaki Bibi ki Kahani-Funny Hindi Sms

11 months ago

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Santa aur Jeeto mein ladai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
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सांता और बीबी में लड़ाई हो गयी तो सांता घर से चला गया.
सांता रात को फोन पे: खाने में क्या है?
बीबी : ज़हर.
सांता: मैं देर से आऊंगा, तुम खा कर सो जाना.
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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Bibi: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per…

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