Husband / Wife SMS

Shadi k bad

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Saas: Beti aaj se tumhara ghar yehi hay, Aaj se tum mujhe AMMI aur apne sasur ko ABBU kahogi, Sham ko jab uska husband ghar aya to boli, Ammi, BHAIYA aa gaye…!!!

Is saal rozay rakho ge?

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Wife: is saal k rozey rakho ge?

Husband: Nahi

Wife: or Taravi parhoge?

Husband: Mushkil hai

Wife: or Aftaari karoge?

Husband: Han! ab itna bhi kafir nahi hoon.

Intelligent wife

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An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much,

That her husband can’t afford another woman :D

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