Collection of SMS
Political SMS
Zardari nikal paray hain
08 months ago
Zardari sahab selaab zada ilaqon k doray per nikal paray hain,
Tamam mutasreen se iltimaas hai k apne saman ki khud hifazat karain 
MQM k workers ko salam
08 months ago
Hum Mqm Ke Workers Ko Salam Paish Kartay Hian
.
Jo Qaid-e-tehreek Ke Khitab Ke Doraan Apni Hansi Control Karty Hain 
Breaking News
0Islamabad Rawalpindi me waqfe waqfe se barish, Mausam khushgawar.
Karachi me waqfe waqfe se firing, Mausam sogawar.
Feel the difference!!!
Munni ki badnami
010 months ago
by Sunny
in Political SMS
Munni ki Badnaami Pe Pakistani Politicians k Tasurat
Munni Ki Badnaami Jageerdaro’n Ne Ki – Altaf Bhai
Sindh Ka Selaab 1 Taraf Munni Ki Badnaami Pe Tou Aansu Hi Nikal Aaye – Qaim Ali Shah
Munni? Lahol Wala …Number Batana Us Ka – Maulan Fazl-ur-Rehman
Munni Ki Badnaami Hukumat Ki Nakami Hy – Nawaz Shareef
Jis Mulk Mein Insaaf Na Ho, Wahan Munni Badnaam Hi Hogi – Imran Khan
Munni Ki Badnaami Ki Zimadari Taliban Ne Qubool Ker Li – Rehman Malik
Main Kisi Munni Wunni Se Darne Wala Nahi – Musharaf
Munni Khappe, Munni Khappe, Munni Khappe… 
Zardari aur azab
010 months ago
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon
Ghareeb ka haq
010 months ago
Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila sakte to jo us k pass hai wo bhi cheen lo.
Hazrat Maulana Asif Ali Zardari
Pakistan Ka New Quami Naghma
010 months ago
by Sunny
in Political SMS
Pakistan Ka New Quami Naghma
Na mera Pakistan hai na tera Pakistan hai,
Ye uska Pakistan hai jo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
Jitni badi dukan hai sara chori ka saman hai,
Jo sab se bara be-eman hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
Jitne tere wazeer hain wo saray be zameer hain,
Jo sabse bada shaitan hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai
Bilawal k abba
010 months ago
Ahmed Faraz k baad ab Benazir aasman se likhti hain.
A for Apple
B for Banana
Bilawal k abbu zara jaldi ooper ana…!!!
ABCD Sunao
010 months ago
by Sunny
in Political SMS
Assembly Mein 1 MNA Se Poocha Gaya :
“Aap Ki Degree Asli Hy ?”
Us Ne Jawab Dia : “Haan g Bilkul Asli Hy”
Phir Un Se Kaha Gya A.B.C.D Sunao
Wo Bole: Choti Wali Ya Bari Wali …
Zardari aur shetan
010 months ago
Shetan Apne Chelo Se
JOHN; Tumhari Duty Aj Se America Me Hy
JULEE; Tum UK jao
PETER; Tum India
JOHN: Pakistan Kon jayegGa?
Shetan: Koi nahi, Me ZARDARI Se Mutmain Hun…!!!
