Ramzan SMS

Two Christians pretending to be Muslim

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8 months ago
by Sunny in ,

David & Michael were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst when they saw a Mosque. David said, “Look, let’s pretend we’re Muslims, otherwise we’ll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself Ahmed, Michael refused to change his name and said, “I will not pretend to be [...]

Khao piyo aur roza bhi na tootay

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , ,

Admi: Molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa bataen k me khaon piyon aur mera roza bhi na totay? Molvi: Logon se maar khao aur ghussa pee jao, is se roza nahi tootay ga

14 August ka roza

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

Khusoosi Elan Jo log 14 August ko roza chornay ka soch rahay hain unko is bat ki yad dilai jati hai k, 14 August ko MULK azad hoa tha… … SHETAN nahi

Agar roza lag raha ho

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Agar apko roza lagay to ap ye dua perhein,

Al Kabab-ul-ketchup wa samosa tul chatni inna chips-ul pizza.

Ya Pani Ya Pani Ya pani.

Teri Mehrbani :D

Is saal rozay rakho ge?

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , ,

Wife: is saal k rozey rakho ge?

Husband: Nahi

Wife: or Taravi parhoge?

Husband: Mushkil hai

Wife: or Aftaari karoge?

Husband: Han! ab itna bhi kafir nahi hoon.

Ramzan me mera ek kaam karna

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Tum ebadat k lamhom main mera 1 kaam krna,

Her sehri se pehle, her Namaz k bad,

Her Iftaar se pehle, Her Rozey k bad,

Sirf apni DUA k kuch alfaaz mere naam krna.

Alvida alvida mah e Ramzan

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10 months ago
by Sunny in ,

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gaya sub logo ne usay buhut mara! . Kyun? . . Q k pehle hi roze ko ye naat parh raha tha . “Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Alvida”

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