Roza

Two Christians pretending to be Muslim

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8 months ago
by Sunny in ,

David & Michael were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst when they saw a Mosque. David said, “Look, let’s pretend we’re Muslims, otherwise we’ll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself Ahmed, Michael refused to change his name and said, “I will not pretend to be [...]

Khao piyo aur roza bhi na tootay

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , ,

Admi: Molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa bataen k me khaon piyon aur mera roza bhi na totay? Molvi: Logon se maar khao aur ghussa pee jao, is se roza nahi tootay ga

3 Cheezain Allah ko pasand hain

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , ,

3 Cheezain Allah ko buhut pasand hain 1. Garmiyon k rozay 2. Sardiyon ka wazoo 3. Jawani ki ibadat

14 August ka roza

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

Khusoosi Elan Jo log 14 August ko roza chornay ka soch rahay hain unko is bat ki yad dilai jati hai k, 14 August ko MULK azad hoa tha… … SHETAN nahi

Agar roza lag raha ho

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9 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Agar apko roza lagay to ap ye dua perhein,

Al Kabab-ul-ketchup wa samosa tul chatni inna chips-ul pizza.

Ya Pani Ya Pani Ya pani.

Teri Mehrbani :D

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