Santa Banta SMS

In exam hall a girl 2 santa

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In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.”

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

“The”

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Santa k baby ki birthday party

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Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, /> Kisi ne pucha: /> 6 month k baby ka brthday kese? /> href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/santa-banta-sms-2/in-exam-hall-a-girl-2-santa/" title="In exam hall a girl 2 santa">Santa : hun semester system ho gya ae na.

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Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the

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4 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the /> 2 chadh gaye.

to train me logo ne kaha

WELL DONE

sardar-khaak well done

Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chhodne aaye the!!!;-)

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Sardar Lands at NewYork

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140 Character Funny Hindi Sms of Santa Banta

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Santa sabji (tarkari) lene gaya…. Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha. Santa intzar krta rha, Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de. “ सांता सब्जी (तरकारी) लेने गया…. सब्जी वाला सब्जी पर पानी छिड़क रहा था. सांता इंतज़ार करता रहा, जब काफ़ी देर [...]



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Sardar is back!

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Sardar is back!!!!

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Sardar asked: /> Why? /> what’s wrong with Vaseline ?

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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile

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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, /> 1 st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain /> 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? /> 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

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Santa Aur Usaki Bibi ki Kahani-Funny Hindi Sms

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Santa aur Jeeto mein ladai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
– Hindi Sms –

सांता और बीबी में लड़ाई हो गयी तो  सांता घर से चला गया.
सांता रात को फोन पे: खाने में क्या है?
बीबी : ज़हर.
सांता: मैं देर से आऊंगा,  तुम खा कर सो जाना.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Bibi: Ek dum.
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Santa ka beta Pappu-Funny Hindi Sms

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Funny Question answer on Santa Banta

Question: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
Answer: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Question: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
Answer: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

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