SMS Collection

How Guys feel sorry after hurting their girlfriend?

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2 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , , ,

How Guys feel sorry aftr hurting their girlfriend

1st msg-sorry

2nd msg-sorry pls

3rd msg-jus talk 2me once baby

4th msg-pls listen na baby pls

5th msg-plz itna naraz mat ho mujse

6th msg-I’l die agar tune baat nai ki to

7th msg

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Tere jaisi 10 ladkiya rehti hai mere piche.
Tu kya khudko miss world samajhti hai. Bhad me ja!

8th msg -baby I’m really sorry I was drunk last nite. . .

Our first hello – Friendship SMS

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2 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

Do you ever recall the first day we met?
Our first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I’d cherish you.

 

 

Love hurts

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4 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Dont trust someone so deeply
that afterward it will hurt u so much ….

 

Heart break: Very Funny

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4 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , ,

A heartbroken lover’s emotional line turned in2 a joke by his frnds….
lover: “i want her back….. “.
friends: & what about her Front.!” :p :D

Today the 24 september

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Today 24 sept, is the day of equal day & night.
it means 4m tday u hve 2 welcum  WINTER.
& I HOPE I’M THE 1ST PERSON 2
WISH U A ‘HAPPY WINTER SEASON’:-)

Today the 24 september is a post from: SMS Collection.

Husband called hospital for his wife

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , ,

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidentally called the cricket stadium.
He asks, How’s the situation?
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck

A man asked a fairy

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , ,

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women.
She turned him into a credit card.

A boy waz sittin wid his gf in a park

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

A boy waz sittin wid his gf in a park,
A gal waz passin frm thr ,
Boy startd lukin her,
Gf – (angry)
…Boy – [rememberd d jus drink before think *sprite* ad ] tumne dekha use wo kapde bilkul suit ni karte . .
Gf – chattttaaakkkkk – bahut sprite pine lage ho ajkal

I luv u

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , ,

As I lay down on my bed, I cant help but to think of you,
If you ever ask me why, its because,I’m in love with you…!
Darling
“Your Lips,
your Eyes,
your Soul are like a work of Art,
The most Creative thing of all is your Beautiful Heart”
I luv u my baby

 

Man with a lie detecting robot

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5 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
…Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)
Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom)…

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