Collection of SMS
SMS Collection
Before And After Marriage
08 months ago
Before Marriage -
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don”t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwrds!!
Jab kutte ki moutaati hai
08 months ago
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!:-)
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Jab kutte ki moutaati hai is a post from: SMS Collection.
What is a Mobile?
08 months ago
What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
Ye hath me kya naariyal Pakda hai?
MY GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai.
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What is a Mobile? is a post from: SMS Collection.
Difference Between Complete and Finish.
08 months ago
Difference Between Complete & Finish…
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is…
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Married mens true story..
08 months ago
Married mens true story..
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Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss kadar paa raha hoon..
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Ki Maang Poori karte karte hi Mara jaa raha hoon..!
Dil dosti
08 months ago
Dil ki jarurat har jaan ko hoti hai
sitaron ki jarurat har aasman ko hoti
hamari tamanna hain salamat rahe aap
kyoki achhe dost ki jarurathar insan ko hoti hai
Dil dosti is a post from: SMS Collection.
Whnevr boys c a beautiful girl
08 months ago
Whnevr boys c a beautiful girl wid
cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion
They remind d Tata Sky slogan..
Isko PaTa Dala Toh Lyf Jhingalala
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Whnevr boys c a beautiful girl is a post from: SMS Collection.
Height of Insult
08 months ago
Height of Insult:
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Wife: Agar dunia
“30 minute”
me khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge ?
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Husband : Of course “SEX”
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Wife:Aur baaki ke
“29 minute”?:
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Height of Insult is a post from: SMS Collection.
