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Let’s join hands

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Let’s join hands,

& spread this message like fire,

We want a Bill for compulsory sex from Females-

Bill is

Thokpal Bill !!!

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Non Veg Shayri

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

EK NIHAYTI MADARCHOD SHAYAR NE APNI SUHAGRAT ME LUND PER HATH FERTE HUE ARZ KIYA H /> Aaj Kismat Khul Gayi Mere laale Ki.

Aaj to Behan Chud Jaygi Mere Saale Ki.

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Ladies ke Sath kaun kaise Badtameeji karta hai

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , ,

Ladies ke Sath kaun kaise Badtameeji karta hai.

Bank wala: Madam Aap So-So ke Lengi?

Fruit wala: Zara Kele ke Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalun?

Dhobi: Bhabhiji Aap Kapde Nikalo, Mai Abhi Aata Hun.

Photocopy Wala : Madam Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karun Ya Sirf ek Side Se….

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dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke pas udas bet gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupata gira ke boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya.Jawaan chup.Phir kurti nikali aur boli, dek hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawaan chup.Phir salwar utari aur boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawan ko gusa aya wo pant utar kar bola : dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya:-

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Ek aadmi sadak se nikla..

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , , , ,

Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-Kutiya Se sex ki koshish kar rahe the. /> Lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak pahunch nahi raha tha.aadmi n uski help ki & kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya. /> Dusre din aadmi wahain s guzra to kutta uske piche jane laga. /> Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye. /> To Logo n pucha y aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai to aadmi n kaha maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai..

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Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent?

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , ,

Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?

Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-D

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Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , ,

Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

Birbal-12256

A-Agar kam-jyda ho to?

B-kam hoto Begum k zanto me fase hoge aur Jyda ho to Begam k Zante Muchh me fase hoge..

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Vagina poem

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11 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

“Vagina poem”

A Hole That Never Heals..

More You Rub Better It Feels..

Neither Medicine Nor Pills..

All It wants is A ROD that Drills.. /> – SEXpear….

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Vagina poem

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11 months ago
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A Hole That Never Heals..

More You Rub Better It Feels..

Neither Medicine Nor Pills..

All It wants is A ROD that Drills.. /> – SEXpear….

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A very Emotional line

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11 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , ,

A very Emotional line: /> ” I want her Back….. /> . /> . /> . /> .

. /> . /> .

. /> . /> .

. /> . /> .

. /> . /> .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .And her Front too.!”;)

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