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dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya

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8 months ago
by Sunny in , , , ,

1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke pas udas bet gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupata gira ke boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya.Jawaan chup.Phir kurti nikali aur boli, dek hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawaan chup.Phir salwar utari aur boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawan ko gusa aya wo pant utar kar bola : dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya:-

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Ek aadmi sadak se nikla..

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , , , ,

Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-Kutiya Se sex ki koshish kar rahe the. /> Lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi Jagah tak pahunch nahi raha tha.aadmi n uski help ki & kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya. /> Dusre din aadmi wahain s guzra to kutta uske piche jane laga. /> Jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche Jaye. /> To Logo n pucha y aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai to aadmi n kaha maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe Dalal samajh raha hai..

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Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent?

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , ,

Q: Why Pure Vegetarian Women are Silent during SEX?

Ans: They are in a State of Shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much Pleasure.:-D

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Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

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10 months ago
by Sunny in , , , , , ,

Akbar-Hamari Moonch ke Bal Kitne hai?

Birbal-12256

A-Agar kam-jyda ho to?

B-kam hoto Begum k zanto me fase hoge aur Jyda ho to Begam k Zante Muchh me fase hoge..

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A Little girl

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10 months ago
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A Little girl asked a Callgirl /> “Aunty u have nice car, bunglow & big bank balance. /> What is ur Bussines?” /> CallGirl: “A Small /> ‘HOLE SALE’ Business…!”:D

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man

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10 months ago
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A Woman Married A One Legged Man /> She Wrote To Her Mother : /> My Husband Has Only “ONE FOOT”

Her Mother Replied : /> You Are Lucky, /> Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”:-P

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Did u know that fact?

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11 months ago
by Sunny in , , ,

Did u know that It takes 7 seconds for food to pass frm mouth to stomach..

A human hair can hold 3 kg of weight..

The depth of VAGINA is twice the length of ur Middle finger..

A woman’s heart beats faster than man’s..

Women blink twice as much as a man.

I know u r still looking at ur middle finger:)

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